Warning: Very Disturbing

June 6th, 2008

Is this the face of a man going through a quarter-life crisis?

You may not think this is anything more than a crazed and slightly drunk Kit Yan, but I urge you to take a closer look. I have cold, hard evidence that the Kit Yan we know and love is suffering deeply inside. 

Evidence #1 - The Bright Pink Cowboy Shirt

Kit walked into a store in Tucson because he thought the sign said “Dessert Village”. To his dismay, it said “Desert Vintage”. To my dismay, he walked out with an incredibly pink cowboy shirt. When asked to what function he will wear this blinding garment, he replied, “That is not the point.”

Evidence #2 - The Haircut

I know not what to say. Please, I urge someone to talk to him.

 

Evidence #3 - The Earring

Kit stopped at a store while I was getting my haircut (and therefore confined and unable to monitor his behavior) and bought this paperclip earring. He said it was the prettiest thing he had ever seen.

Close-up of Evidence #3:

 

Verdict: If you have any advice to offer or would like to contribute to this effort to save Kit Yan please visit www.savekityan.com. This man needs us. He needs us now.

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17 Responses to “Warning: Very Disturbing”

  1. 1 Kim
    June 6th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I personally LOVE the pink cowboy shirt. Go on with your bad self.

  2. 2 Sherry
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Kit: HAIR-larious! Sorry I wasn’t able to meet you in San Francisco, I arrived a day too late :o( but I’ll keep track of where you’ll be. Lemme know when you get back to Hawaii.

  3. 3 Antonius
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Kit Yan:

    Gay or Asian?

    Only time will tell.

  4. 4 eva
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    haha. you guys are a riot.

  5. 5 Nancy
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    I know people who can help.

    I’ll call them…

  6. 6 Sarav
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Kit you rock.. I love the haircut and earrings.. I am gonna get a couple of stud diamonds as a solidarity with my friend..

    Keep rocking and Hail dark side..

  7. 7 Sarav
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Pink shirt and a pink hat? Please get rid of that ASAP, doesnt look cool.. May be a pink blazer and pink shoes..

  8. 8 Jake
    June 6th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Very disturbing indeed!

  9. 9 Renee
    June 6th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Omg Kit! We’ll have a heart to heart talk when you get here. Just don’t go bald ok! Then you’ll look like a chinese monk! Plus, Brian would kill you!

  10. 10 Alan
    June 6th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    So that is the shirt you were telling me about the other night!! LOVE IT!!!!! Hair is cute but the earring… girl… if you can see my face now… Can’t wait to see you!!

  11. 11 Monika
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    I think Kit should marry me! Surely that would save him *knod*

  12. 12 kristin
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am

    the hair is horrible. i will not be seen with it.

  13. 13 CoEn
    June 7th, 2008 at 7:32 am

    To quote one of my favorite movies….

    “Boy, yu look like a gall darn indian!”

    …that’s slc punk right thurr.

  14. 14 Silas
    June 7th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    If this kind of style is a disease I want to catch it.

  15. 15 Vanessa
    June 8th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    KIT! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS OFF! YOU LOOK HOT! LOVE THE HAIR *AND* THE SHIRT! DON’T LISTEN TO MELISSA, SHE’S JUST JEALOUS
    *LOVE*

    V

  16. 16 Laurie
    June 10th, 2008 at 3:05 am

    ugh that paperclip earring is the ugliest thing i’ve ever seen.

  17. 17 Calvin
    June 14th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Umm, I see nothing wrong with a pink shirt!! If you can pull it off, then wear it!!!

    *says the man who has a pink shirt hanging in his closet (so take my opinion however you wish)*

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